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RANT ON NARUTO 498
saigonthelegend
WTF??!?!?!
I'm using LiveJournal to shit on bad manga chapters now. I follow Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Reborn, Psyren, and am starting D.Gray Man (he's trying to get his arm back after fighting the Noah family member), FMA (Like chapter 4 lol) and History's Strongest Disciple Kennichi (Kennichi beats the kid in the bamboo forest).
Now, Naruto is basically this: In the ninja world, a 5-foot tall red demon fox with nine tails wrecks havoc on the world. It kills around 100 ninja without batting an eyelash, and it takes the sacrifice of the mos powerful ninja in the village to seal half of its power in the body of his just-born son. 
16 years later, the son, Naruto, is fighting the fox in his mind. Just as he's about to become consumed by evil and go apeshit on the world, the memory of his dead mother re-invigorates him. Now, this already happened with his father, so it's semi-plausible (I still think it's bullshit, but that's not the point). So this 16-year old kid basically goes apeshit on the fox. He (essentially) locks it up and can access its power whenever he wants now. Yes, a 16-year old kid takes down the giant fox that killed 100 ninja, in about 30 seconds. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!??!
For all of those people who are like "But he was in sage mode! He used the super-powered Rasangan with 20 clones! Raa!" then that's Kishimoto being lazy. I'm sorry, but in the opening for the first episode, I didn't see anyone using any sort of elemental jutsu or any form of genjutsu against the fox. Was this kid the only one who knew he was a ninja?! I'm sure there are other factors, too, like how the fox only has half of its chakra or whatever, but it shouldn't have been so easy to knock it down. Then Kushina pulls the chain to knock the fox down, so Naruto uses a jutsu in his body that no one has ever seen or heard of, and traps it. But now next chapter we get to hear from ghost-Kushina about how she was the former Nine-Tailed Jinchuriki. 
AND WHERE THE EFFING HELL IS SASUKE

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